Gratuitous Amounts Of Nonsense

Michelle. 18. Licensed Cosmetologist. Taken as of August 28th 2011. Mommy to be<3 Loving every moment of life & I refuse to take anything for granted. Get to know me(;

songofages:

kendronamore:

troylerkiss:

kendronamore:

Jfc is Canadia even real

I live in Canada and I’m not even sure.

60 notes in and no one has noticed that I spelled Canada wrong…nailed it

It’s ok the leader of our country also thinks its Canadia.

(via kattobekittenmerightmeow)

majesticajeff:

There’s Matthew Gray Gubler

And then there’s Matthew Gray Gubler

Do you see it?

(via griffinsmommy)

hauntedhousewife:

I saw these on pinterest and I think I need them for my future spooky little minions.

(via owllovingmomma)

a-blog-named-slickback:

last-of-the-gallifreyans:

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

OH MY GOD STOP SAYING THAT DOCTORS SHOULDN’T SAY ‘IT’S A BOY’ OR ‘IT’S A GIRL’ AT BIRTH

IT’S NOT ABOUT ‘FORCING GENDER ROLES ON BABIES’ IT’S ABOUT ENSURING THAT THE CHILD GETS THE BEST CARE POSSIBLE BASED ON THEIR BIOLOGICAL SEX JFC

anyways what else would they say if they can’t announce boy or girl.

"it’s a thing!" 

yeah that’s not gonna work.

"It sure is a baby alright"

(via nai-volva)

stand-up-comic-gifs:

He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)

(via thelivingaredead)

I hope one day you learn what an apology means. Instead I’ve learned that no matter how much you’ve hurt me I’m just supposed to keep it all bottled in. And in the meantime, when YOURE ready, you just start talking and acting like everything’s completely fucking normal and I’m supposed to play along.

I just keep hanging on to the dream that maybe things will get better. Until then, I’ve got my daughter to take care of. Thank god for her. She keeps my spirits up and allows me to push everything behind me, even just for a second, because when I’m around her nothing else matters. Her smile keeps me going.

Bros before hoes, right?

(Source: stilinskis, via ext3rmination)

heirofslytherin:

Guess who goes back to school tomorrow?

Not me.

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(Source: anselelgortsbf, via xunpleasantdreams)

sliceofbri:

spoken-not-written:

am i the only one who thinks people look hotter when they’re in underwear and not when they’re naked

1) its this whole “leaving it to the imagination” thing that we humans like
2) genitals are fuckin weird lookin bro
3) have you seen a limp dick it’s like a sad sea creature

(via asensibleheartx)

The cast of The Craft (1996)

(Source: filmwitches, via inbinniebon)

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