Gratuitous Amounts Of Nonsense

Michelle. 18. Licensed Cosmetologist. Taken as of August 28th 2011. Mommy to be<3 Loving every moment of life & I refuse to take anything for granted. Get to know me(;

gohn-jegbert:

have you ever had that moment where you see police officers and try not to look suspicious even though you didnt do anything and you end up looking like you just murdered ten people

(Source: yonezu, via ext3rmination)

Anonymous asked: I didn't know that about "Mally's." How do you suggest I mention to the clerk what the sign says? :/ Sometimes they know the sales but sometimes they don't and I have to tell them & I feel like a jerk either way.


Answer:

I totally haven’t checked my inbox I’m sorry!!! But honestly I do appreciate when a customer reminds me (politely!) of the sale. I can generally remember our big promotions on items they want us to push or stuff I know we sell a lot of. However I can’t tell you how many times someone’s bought like, a random brand of top coat or something and after they leave I’ll notice there was a $2 off coupon and I feel like an ass. Just pay attention at the register and if something sounds off just ask! Chances are you’ll see that “Aha!” moment and fix it. If they act like a bitch about it then they’re just not a good employee OR they are as equally fed up with the genius way corporate wants to run things and they’re silently praying that maybe one day they’ll realize it’s 2014 and we have advanced technology that can print out fucking organs and shit but they can’t figure out how to have sales automatically pop up in our computer and they’re angrily plotting how to overturn the company and it’s coming off the wrong way. Either way don’t be afraid to speak up! You’re SAVING money! You deserve that! It’s the people who think that somehow I’m doing my job completely wrong because the computer isn’t doing things how THEY want it. But nothing you do can please those kinds of people anyways so poo on them.

I have craaaaaaaamps.

Mother fucking shit fucker I hate having a uterus sometimes.


And apparently it hates me too.

miranda-mosley:

cravingsolace:

moondreamsxx:

here-in-the-room:

huffingtonpost:

IKEA ADVERTISES ADOPTABLE DOGS IN STORES, BECAUSE EVERY HOME NEEDS A RESCUE PUP

The idea to display the pets inside the store started in Singapore as a collaboration between Ikea and two animal shelters, according to Business Insider. Together they formed the project Home for Hope.

Watch the full video and also learn which state in the United States will be adopting pet displays in their Ikea stores here. 

this actually broke my heart a little bit and i cried what has the internet done to me wait no i just FUCKING LOVE DOGS SO MUCH

OMG CRYING…this is so amazing..

YOU GO, IKEA.

Thank god I’m not the only one who cried!

spudsexuall:

It’s so fucking weird how girls can just tell when our periods start. Like the exact fucking moment. You’re just sitting in bed or standing in line for groceries and your face does that thing kind of like in That’s so Raven when Raven gets a vision

(via mama-haubie)

nova-r:

i need a new bra, looks like it’s time to take out a fucking loan

(via raisingbabyjude)

dylanr5:

tutsthepussy:

smoke weed, fine. graffiti, fucking do it man. party at strip clubs, more power to you.

but dont you fucking dare drive while drunk. you could kill someone else or yourself. do whatever you want unless you’re going to fuck up someone elses life.

AMEN

(Source: kennethamilton, via thelivingaredead)

yzma:

the chicken from season 1 is more important than larry

(via bruinsbarbiedoll)

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